A person whose behavior implies they are slightly out of touch with some aspect of reality or unable to clearly see some aspect of it. This shortcoming is not as a result of a physical handicap.

All the puddwhacks congregate to the chess club. That puddwhack needs someone to help him get dressed.

puddwhack by Kyle Polich October 24, 2004

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Sgt. Puddwacker

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.

Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?

Sgt. Puddwacker by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023

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Puddum

Puddum; Meaning an adorable baby or puppy that steals your heart with their cute little face and sweet smiles.

I love playing with my little puddum German Shepherd puppy because she makes me so happy. Puddum sleeps with me every night and has the sweetest little puppy kisses.

Puddum by Anne B.Cool April 14, 2019

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Puddawudda

Another name for a penis. Commonly used when you dont want a guy to know you are talking about his wanker.

Abbreviation- Pudda

A- "His puddawudda is way to big!"
B- "Yeah i know. He needs a good pudda slap."

Girl 1- "Knock, knock"
Girl 2-"Who's there?"
Girl 1-"Puddawudda!"
Girl 2-"Puddawudda who?"
Girl 1-"I'm gonna slap you in the face with a puddawudda!!"

Puddawudda by Bray&Ame April 22, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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