puddlephile 

A man who is habitually attracted to puddlesluts.

Matt's always going after the puddlesluts....
He's such a puddlephile! Ish!

puddlephile by Matt's roommate B September 9, 2020

peddlephile 

Having a somewhat unhealthy love biking

I know Steve will want to go on another 100 mile bike ride today. He is a real peddlephile

peddlephile by Yonkel June 26, 2016

Puddlefile 

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

Puddlefile by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

puddlephelia 

Love of puddles

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.

puddlephelia by weasel990 July 11, 2009

Peddlephile 

A person who is sexually attracted to bicycles that are under 20inches

Keep that guy away from your bike. He's a peddlephile

Peddlephile by MoeDaHoe46 August 17, 2021

Puddleshine 

Literally the best warrior character ever. I thought he was dead though.

I love Puddleshine

Puddleshine by AlexWolf12 April 1, 2021

padidlephile 

1. one who has an orgasm every time they see a car with one headlamp out.

"dude why are your pants down? are you some kind of padidlephile?" padidle

padidlephile by dbdrummerboy May 5, 2010