puddlephile

A man who is habitually attracted to puddlesluts.

Matt's always going after the puddlesluts....
He's such a puddlephile! Ish!

by Matt's roommate B September 9, 2020

peddlephile

Having a somewhat unhealthy love biking

I know Steve will want to go on another 100 mile bike ride today. He is a real peddlephile

by Yonkel June 26, 2016

Puddlefile

An alluring puddle that doesn't look nearly as treacherous as it is. That type of puddle that says you can step in me and be just fine. But when you do water covers your entire shoe or you slip and bust your ass and leaves you cold and embarrassed in a place you dont want to be.

I thought i would be fine, it seemed innocent enough. But that puddlefile raped me and my new shoes .

by poptartjesus December 6, 2009

puddlephelia

Love of puddles

My dog, cosmo, who suffers from puddlephelia, is ecstatic after a big rain.

by weasel990 July 11, 2009

Peddlephile

A person who is sexually attracted to bicycles that are under 20inches

Keep that guy away from your bike. He's a peddlephile

by MoeDaHoe46 August 17, 2021

Puddleshine

Literally the best warrior character ever. I thought he was dead though.

I love Puddleshine

by AlexWolf12 April 1, 2021

padidlephile

1. one who has an orgasm every time they see a car with one headlamp out.

"dude why are your pants down? are you some kind of padidlephile?" padidle

by dbdrummerboy May 5, 2010