Puddlesluts

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by Slacktose May 9, 2022

Puddlenuts

The manifestation of a loose hanging sack precipitated by a warm, humid environment. Such genitals will settle onto any surface as if a melted semi-viscous liquid.

Syn: "the over-easy", "curtain-sack", "rooster waddle" or "man-drape"

Billy was seated at the bench press when Jan caught an unfortunate glimpse at his puddlenuts.

by Sir Heavypants February 24, 2009

Puddlenuts

An insult, referring to a person so limited in their height that their testicles drag along the ground when walking. It refers further to a specific instance of said 'Puddlenuts' walking through a puddle, their sack dragging through a puddle, and shooting into their mouth.

Dave-"I can't see over your head, jerk!"

Chris-"Wouldn't be an issue if you weren't such a puddlenuts"

by sixstring3r September 16, 2009