puckentine 

the ship of Sam Puckett and Cat Valentine from Sam and Cat, the characters played by Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy, and the show made by Dan Schneider. sam Puckett was originally from icarly. and they have a babysitting service and it's also a pretty underrated ship!!

friend: hey! puckentine is the best ship!
friend 1: yes! im glad im, not the only one who ships it!!
ex-friend: ew! seddie is better!!!
friend 1 and friend: *Beats up ex-friend* HOW DARE YOU!!!

puckentine by NIGHT_BR3AKS June 27, 2022

puketine 

(noun) the puddles of half-digested poutine vomit found around diners in the greater Montreal area in the morning.

Watch out for the puketine when walking by le banquise tomorrow morning.

puketine by inkinmytea April 6, 2019

Fuckentines 

A holiday for those who don’t give a fuck. For those who don’t give a fuck about being single, don’t give a fuck about their exes, don’t give a fuck about those who think they’re crazy, or about those who have called them crazy. A holiday for those who don’t give a fuck about the people who believe the ones who called them crazy. And for all of the above, they are beyond grateful that those people stay the fuck away.

I’m celebrating Fuckentines day by taking myself out to dinner. Happy Fuckentines day!

Fuckentines by melijen February 9, 2025