The distressingly painful consequences of playing with a rubix
cube at waist height whilst naked. It is said that the pubic hair region becomes inextricably entangled in the
cube structure, leaving the unhappy pubix cuber to cut himself or herself
free or to take up the new challenge of solving the pubix cube and thereby extricating themself from pubic dismemberment!
N.B. this is a very close relative of the similar-sounding Cubix Pube:
Cubix Pube - what you find in a Rubix Cube after the
person who played with it before you suffered from a Pubix Cube.
Bertrand: "I say, Henrietta, why are you bent double over a pair of scissors?"
Henrietta: "Why, Bertie, my darling, I've managed to give myself another fucking pubix
cube"
Bertrand: "Oh Vadge!!!"
Henrietta: "Yes, the pain is unbearably pubiquitous"
Q: How
long does it take to solve a pubix
cube?
A: Fucking ages, mate.