publique

pub-leek The act of defecating in a public restroom instead of in the comfort of your domicile.

"Hey man, I drank some coffee and then all of a sudden...wham! I had to go soo bad so I publiqued it in the mall"

by Reginald D. October 24, 2009

publiquor handstand

Jargon to describe a missing person, believed to have gone away somewhere drunk.

From publicly drunk and acting strange.

E.G.
Guy 1: Have you seen John anywhere?

Guy 2: I think he's done a publiquor handstand, I saw him walking the wrong way home last night.

by toothpaste salad January 17, 2009