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int. The sound Jon makes when Garfield throws a raisin cookie at the back of his head
"Ptoo!"

"Ptoooooooooo!"

"Ptoo."
Words you can keep
a large saliva and snot filled bubble that shoots from your mouth
See Cole over there, I spat a big old ptoo on his face yesterday.
Related Words
ptoo ptooey ptoot Ptoof ptooie PTOOPID
"ptoo" (verb):

The deliberate intent of forcefully expelling saliva from the mouth, aiming it directly at someone as a display of disrespect or disdain.
"Ah ptoo. Joe is a bum"
ptoo by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following:
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)

Ptoof = A*B*C

NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0
Dude #1: Hey man, did you just fart?
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)

A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs

Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.
Spitting. The phonetic spelling of the sound you make when you spit.
I hocked up a loogie and then, ptooie, I spit it out.
ptooie by Gordon Bennett September 10, 2005
Onomatopoetic word originating from the sound made by spitting. Used to indicate disgust.
"That's not Coke, it's Dr Pepper."
"What?! Ack! Ew! Ptooey ptooey!"
ptooey by Snoodlot December 14, 2008
yo i saw jeremy picking up another ptoot in A.C. last weekend
ptoot by billyp01 March 27, 2010
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