ptoo 

int. The sound Jon makes when Garfield throws a raisin cookie at the back of his head

"Ptoo!"

"Ptoooooooooo!"

"Ptoo."

ptoo by Dr. Slam Bang Garfield 6978748 May 5, 2008

Ptoo 

a large saliva and snot filled bubble that shoots from your mouth

See Cole over there, I spat a big old ptoo on his face yesterday.

Ptoo by Toilet Seat Licker the 3rd April 4, 2019

ptoo 

"ptoo" (verb):

The deliberate intent of forcefully expelling saliva from the mouth, aiming it directly at someone as a display of disrespect or disdain.

"Ah ptoo. Joe is a bum"

ptoo by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023

Ptoof 

The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following:
A = Length of fart (seconds)
B = Volume of fart (decibels)
C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest)

Ptoof = A*B*C

NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0

Dude #1: Hey man, did you just fart?
Dude #2: I sure did, how did you know!?
Dude #1: Dude, it smells terrible!
Dude #2: Really? I think it smells awesome! How many ptoof's do you think it was?
Dude#1: Cough (leaves and comes back a few minutes later).....Well, I didn't hear it at all but it did smell terrible. Let me calculate this one for you.
A = 1 (inaudible)
B = 1 (inaudible)
C = 8.5 (smelled like someone ptoof'd in my mouth)

A*B*C = 1*1*8.5 = 8.5 ptoofs

Dude #1: Congrats on a 8.5 ptoof fart.
Dude #2: Hold on, I have another one. Be ready.

Ptoof by Innocent Victum - Beaten and B May 25, 2019

ptooie

Spitting. The phonetic spelling of the sound you make when you spit.

I hocked up a loogie and then, ptooie, I spit it out.

ptooie by Gordon Bennett September 10, 2005

ptooey 

Onomatopoetic word originating from the sound made by spitting. Used to indicate disgust.

"That's not Coke, it's Dr Pepper."
"What?! Ack! Ew! Ptooey ptooey!"

ptooey by Snoodlot December 14, 2008

ptoot 

prostitute

yo i saw jeremy picking up another ptoot in A.C. last weekend

ptoot by billyp01 March 27, 2010