Look at you trying to be a hotshot! I bet you've typed qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm so many times you can't anymore! Well sorry, but someone typed it before you. Now get back to whatever you were doing and leave me alone.
You: (Not giving up)
You: psjtvfzaqswdergthyukilomnbvcxz
You: (Sees this definition)
You: (Obviously crushed emotionally) Oh. Ok then...
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.