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pseudofactualism

Pseudofactualism is the counterfeit religion of a disordered age: a system in which half-truths, lies, selective evidence, institutional decay, and charismatic media figures produce fact-like narratives for people too spiritually hungry, intellectually untrained, or morally exhausted to test them. In the absence of reverence for truth, society does not become rational; it creates new prophets, new dogmas, and new rituals of belief.
01. The pandemic became an empire of pseudofactualism: forbidden questions later became admitted possibilities, while those who asked them too early were branded dangerous, threatened professionally, or economically punished — even as favored violators of the rules were excused.

02. Whatever one thinks of Donald Trump, the reaction to him exposed American pseudofactualism: entire media ecosystems turned partial facts, selective leaks, and tribal emotion into rival scriptures.

03. The term ChiCom is historically documented U.S. government shorthand for Chinese Communist, used to distinguish the CCP regime from Chinese people generally. To rebrand that distinction as racism is pseudofactualism: it protects the regime by confusing criticism of communist power with hostility toward the very Chinese people who have been among its first and greatest victims.

04. The collapse of public-safety language became another example of pseudofactualism: policies that weakened enforcement were described as compassion, disorder was renamed equity, and the predictable harm to ordinary citizens was treated as an inconvenient detail rather than a fact.

05. Iraq showed how pseudofactualism can move a nation to war: uncertain intelligence became public certainty, dissent was treated as weakness or disloyalty, and the machinery of government and media converted possibility into supposed fact.
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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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eye bleach 

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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
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