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precuntal vortex 

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"
precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009
A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.
common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."
precunt by ann13 June 1, 2006

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

pungcunt 

1. Pungent+cunt; A foul vaginal stench

2. A questionable/controversial serve;
Serving cunt, but could be deemed inappropriate, or debatably a good thing
ie. sleeping with your ex’s dad (funny for you, could wreck a family),
1. Wow they sure have a Pungcunt
2. Oh damn girl, you’re serving Pungcunt
pungcunt by Assfatheartfull December 16, 2022

precuntal fortex 

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.
Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.
precuntal fortex by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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