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protectiest

used to describe an object offering the greatest amount of protection.
His blue pocket protectors are his favorite, because they are the protectiest ones
protectiest by oddsizzle November 11, 2014
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protectress 

a female who will withhold and guard something no matter what the given circumstances
The protectress of my heart nearly died the other night, but she came over as soon as she got out of the hospital.
protectress by iamtheprotectress November 18, 2010

Protectnetic 

Protectnetic, Half Price Car Care.
Aussie made for OZ!
I used Protectnetic on my car too.
Protectnetic by qwerty-bob December 2, 2019

Protectress 

Protectress A female with spiritual or magical beliefs or abilities may be clairvoyant. Who protects someone byways of intuition and spells/ Prayers
It’s cool no worries my protectress got my back!!said the fly guy
Protectress by Pallas Athena October 5, 2020

protectivity 

Some stupid french mother fuckers version of security.
"I want a roooter with more protectivity"
protectivity by Banna man May 13, 2005

Protecticated 

Protecticated - Verb
Pulling a condom over ones head and saying "I am protecticated"

Protectication - Adjective
When you pull a condom over someones head and tell them they are now Protecticated

Leah ran away with Jasper, and so Rika, whom wanted Jasper ran up to him, pulled a condom on his head and shouted "protecticated", she followed through by grabbing Jasper and legging it like mad.

Emily watched as Rika pulled a condom out and put it on her head, she was puzzled by the thought that Rika was now shouting protectivated until Rika pulled out on her head, shouting "you are now protecticated"
Protecticated by Dave-i-did-it April 20, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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