prophylactose 

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.

Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.

prophylactose by QuacksO January 26, 2023

Prophylactose intolerant 

Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.

I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.

Prophylactose intolerant by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018

prophylactize 

Verb: the act of utilizing a device to prevent the spread of disease.

I prophylactized myself with a chastity belt.

I prophylactized myself with a condom.

prophylactize by vixen house wife December 2, 2011