Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.
I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.
by Spank Master Boogie April 21, 2018

A medicine designed to counteract da allergic reactions dat you'd otherwise suffer from consuming foods containing milk.
Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
