proof fuck

1. Most often used to mean sexual exploit with an ex to PROVE (once and for all mind you) that you either still have it...or have gotten better at it.

2. Sex with anyone just to prove you "can".

He looks pretty good these days...I might have to proof fuck his ass tonight!

I bet I can fuck that...I'll prove it.

proof fuck by Miss President June 22, 2007

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Fuck-proof

A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag

Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!

Fuck-proof by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016

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Related Words

proof fuck • Fuck-proof • You Fucking PoOof • fucking poof • Ya Fucken Poof • fuck-witted stinker poof • proof • proof selfie • Proof Bias • Proof Bigotry

fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

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Ya Fucken Poof

A term only used for the gayest cunts. This term should only be used when someone exceeds the regular poof classification

Oi ya fucken poof stop being such a gay cunt

Ya Fucken Poof by Dareen123 September 15, 2018

fucking poof

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)

fucking poof by arm July 30, 2003

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You Fucking PoOof

Your an extremely bitch as nigger who just should leave once this has been said

Jeremy: “Hi bob your looking hot today”
Bob: “Fuck of You Fucking PoOof”

You Fucking PoOof by HughJanus_OOP March 11, 2021

You Fucking PoOof

Pretty much means your a gay ass nigga who should probably leave after this has been said to them

Jeremy: “hey bob your looking pretty handsome today!”
Bob: “Fuck off You Fucking PoOof”

You Fucking PoOof by HughJanus_OOP March 11, 2021

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