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Fuck-proof 

A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag
Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!
Fuck-proof by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016

fuck-witted stinker poof 

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).
Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

Ya Fucken Poof 

A term only used for the gayest cunts. This term should only be used when someone exceeds the regular poof classification
Oi ya fucken poof stop being such a gay cunt
Ya Fucken Poof by Dareen123 September 15, 2018

fucking poof 

well who else would exactly match such an insult? BILLY! yes u, im talking to YOU. URE A FUCKING POOF! (u do know this is a joke dont u?)
fucking poof by arm July 30, 2003

You Fucking PoOof 

Your an extremely bitch as nigger who just should leave once this has been said
Jeremy: “Hi bob your looking hot today”
Bob: “Fuck of You Fucking PoOof”

You Fucking PoOof 

Pretty much means your a gay ass nigga who should probably leave after this has been said to them
Jeremy: “hey bob your looking pretty handsome today!”
Bob: “Fuck off You Fucking PoOof”
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Slop Grenade

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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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