Fuck-proof

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A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag

Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!

Fuck-proof by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016

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proof fuck

1. Most often used to mean sexual exploit with an ex to PROVE (once and for all mind you) that you either still have it...or have gotten better at it.

2. Sex with anyone just to prove you "can".

He looks pretty good these days...I might have to proof fuck his ass tonight!

I bet I can fuck that...I'll prove it.

proof fuck by Miss President June 22, 2007

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Related Words

Fuck-proof • proof fuck • fuck-witted stinker poof • fuckpoofip • Fuckaroo Factory • fuck • fuck tard • fuck you • fuck girl • Fuck Boi

fuck-witted stinker poof

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

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fuckpoofip

it means you are bored and eat out of someone's ass and spit it out in someone's sandwich as they eat poop

what a bad fucking fuckpoofip. he is a bitch.

fuckpoofip by epedety November 4, 2020

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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