Fuck-proof 

A girl who's so fat that her thighs block access to her vag

Even if I was drunk enough to bother fucking her, I'd fail. Look at her, she's fuck-proof!

Fuck-proof by CrazyDiamond_Thomas December 7, 2016

proof fuck

1. Most often used to mean sexual exploit with an ex to PROVE (once and for all mind you) that you either still have it...or have gotten better at it.

2. Sex with anyone just to prove you "can".

He looks pretty good these days...I might have to proof fuck his ass tonight!

I bet I can fuck that...I'll prove it.

proof fuck by Miss President June 22, 2007

fuck-witted stinker poof 

A sutpid person (fuck wit) who has an odius odour i.e smells like shit (smelly bastard) and is also a homosexual (queer).

Jay: I really hate Michael!
Lucy: I know, he's such a fuck-witted stinker poof!

fuck-witted stinker poof by Belsh June 15, 2008

fuckpoofip 

it means you are bored and eat out of someone's ass and spit it out in someone's sandwich as they eat poop

what a bad fucking fuckpoofip. he is a bitch.

fuckpoofip by epedety November 4, 2020