procrastachat 

Making small talk to put off a bigger discussion or task

She procrastachatted for 5 minuets before her presentation to give people enough time to join

procrastachat by Nella422 October 10, 2022

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009

procrastichat 

From procrastination (to waste time) and chat (to talk, especially over the internet)

The act of continuing to chat to a friend using an internet chat program, long after you both should have stopped and gone to work/bed/the loo etc.
It is common for procrastichatters to exchange goodbye's several times during the period of procrastichat

Person 1. We really must stop procrastichatting

Person 2. Yeah. Talk to you tomorrow

1. K, bye

2. Oh, before you go...

(Ad nauseum)

procrastichat by Deluded Illusion July 16, 2008

Procrastabating 

The act of procrastination by masturbation.

I was gonna do all my English homework, but instead I ended up procrastabating.

Procrastabating by HungryDingo2 March 16, 2010

Procrastinhating 

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.

My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.

Procrastinhating by Smigguns August 11, 2009

procrastication 

Procrastination by means of mastication (chewing). See procrastineat or procrastin-eating

NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).

Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.

procrastication by cakeofages August 9, 2008

procrastachatting 

When you are online (on a site such as Facebook), and you avoid doing work by, you guessed it, chatting!

I had a term paper to do last night, but I spent the time procrastachatting :)

procrastachatting by Lady Diamond March 26, 2010