prize winner 

leaving a "large" dump someplace worthy of non-flushing.
(preferably "not" at one's own place)

Ha Ha. I left a prize winner at KFC just an hour ago.

prize winner by dmccowan October 8, 2008

Grand Prize Winner 

A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.

Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"

Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."

Grand Prize Winner by paulstar May 23, 2006

Nobel prize-winner 

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

Nobel prize-winner by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008