prince charmin

A person who is so full of crap that they deserve to be beaten over the head with a sack full of toilet paper rolls.

Person 1 to person 2: Dude! What do you think of your sister's new boyfriend?

Person 2: He's a regular Prince Charmin. I picked up a four-pack of extra quilted. Gonna jump him later tonight and beat him silly.

by Nicanorio December 18, 2017

Prince Charming

Prince Charming is a wonderful man who typically engages in a quest to rescue the damsel in distress. He is handsome and romantic and makes all girls go swoon.

Simon Hare is our Prince Charming

by Bubblesbubbles January 2, 2011

Prince Charming

The prince from Cinderella who has a massive foot fettish. He falls in love with a girl with glass slippers. Then he marches around the entire kingdom looking at every single girls’ foot. Until finally he finds the girl with the best feet.

Prince Charming sure does love feet

by Bobthelobster May 7, 2022

prince charming complex

when a woman is always looking for the "one". she will spend her entire life looking for that guy, and never find him. she expects all the goods and will lose out in alot of good relasionships because her expectations are too high. she will test, and tease in order to find

a woman with prince charming complex will meet a man, and date him for awhile, assesing his strengths and weaknesses, teasing him to test his limits, then if he makes one mistake, she will isolate herself from him, and go on, looking for mister right

by linalamour November 25, 2007

Porno Prince Charming

A guy who thinks it’s romantic to send unsolicited dick pictures to try and attract a potential mate.

That guy was a Porno Prince Charming.

by puppyqueen31 January 12, 2022

prince charming

the night in shining armour that will whisk me away one day

my boo boo :P

by butterfly May 4, 2003

prince charming syndrome

(noun)- when girls get so caught up in romatic movies, books and songs that they actually beleive that boys act like that in real life. after then get disappointed time after time it get mad at boys are turn bitter.when really serve turns into frog prince syndrome

Girl: Why don't you act like Noah from "The Notebook"?
Boy: Damn, cuz he aint real
Girl: :(
Boy: you got some prince charming syndrome.

by MissBossB August 19, 2009