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Prick Ass Bastard
A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!
Prick Ass Bastard by pstage August 4, 2007
prick ass jew boy
prick ass jew boy by PatMc September 29, 2017
bona fide ass prick
bona fide ass prick by Mike isn't November 23, 2017
prick head ass
That one dumbass fuck shit that everybody hates, and is devious enough to ooke holes in your condom.
That one blond headed shit that fucks with everyone but persists to do so even after countless beatings.
That one blond headed shit that fucks with everyone but persists to do so even after countless beatings.
Prick head ass kid: Haha i poked holes in your dick glove, have fun
Kid: *beats the fuck out of prick head ass*
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Jeremy: We going to that party later?
Prick head ass: Ohhhhh can i go?
Kids: *cripple prick head ass*
Kid: *beats the fuck out of prick head ass*
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Jeremy: We going to that party later?
Prick head ass: Ohhhhh can i go?
Kids: *cripple prick head ass*
prick head ass by FuckityShit May 30, 2022
Monkey Pick Ass
The phrase was came about when a certain Philadelphia radio star, began acting as a monkey doing an impression of the actor James Mason, just moments after being told that the "Putty-Nosed" Monkey can convey verbal concepts. This is a defensive maneuver to fend off predators.
Monkey Pick Ass by James Hoagland July 30, 2007
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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