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pretty penis 

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.
"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."
pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005

pretty penis 

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.
the way it moves looks like a pretty penis
pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006

penis, pretty big 

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth
Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch
penis, pretty big by Lips March 23, 2004

Petty Penis 

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.
Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!
Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026