pretty penis

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1.a penis that is so amazing, the only word that can explain it is pretty.
2.a penis that is mouth watering.

he has a pretty penis, i could suck it all day long!

pretty penis by Tha Star Diva! April 8, 2009

Words you can keep

pretty penis

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.

"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."

pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005

pretty penis

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.

the way it moves looks like a pretty penis

pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006

penis, pretty big

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth

Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch

penis, pretty big by Lips March 23, 2004

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026