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pretty penis 

A penis sculpted by god himself for the world to share and cherish.
"I have only had it a few times, but man that boy has a pretty penis... god blessed him."
pretty penis by Jackie January 1, 2005

pretty penis 

Any penis that is over 10 inches, very thick, bold viens, the tip is 2 times thicker then the shaft, and or looks like an arrow.
the way it moves looks like a pretty penis
pretty penis by Edger II June 1, 2006

penis, pretty big 

A phrase often sung to the tune of WWE's Goldberg's entrance music...
Farely self explanatory when describing one's worth
Bill (looking at penis) : Hey Marge - penis, pretty big
Marge - Bullshit, and i would know.
Bill : stupid bitch
penis, pretty big by Lips March 23, 2004

Petty Penis 

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.
Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!
Petty Penis by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026