presumptle

To make an assumption like an idiot or moron (a word blending of presume and numpty). Anything bad arising from this false assumption is known as a presumptling.

I'm such an tool, I presumptled the big dude with who waved me over to the dark alleyway just wanted directions. He gave me such a presumptling...

by emptybee August 20, 2012

presumptuous

failing to observe the limits of what is permitted or appropriate.

"That's presumptuous of you"

by icudchu March 10, 2018

presumptuous

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumpchewous

When someone assumes it is okay to eat your food.

My co-worker ate my lunch, how presumpchewous!

by Don Rambo June 26, 2017

presumptuous

Going beyond what is right or proper; excessively forward.

He was awefully presumptuous when he asked her to marry him, princesses do not marry paupers

by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005

presumptuous

Arrogantly assuming something without knowing the all the facts.

"I know John stole the money because he looks like a thief."

"I know Jessica will go on a date with me because I'm good looking."

"I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but I can’t hire you. You don't look like the type of person that can do a good job."

"My boss is a presumptuous, pretentious, conceited, arrogant, audacious, presuming, pompous asshole that thinks he knows everything!"

by Joe Net November 26, 2007

presumptuous

too straight foward--to the point of being harsh and/or abrasive

People who are judgemental have a bad habit of being presumptuous & offering unsolicited advice.

by A Po' Mo'Fo November 26, 2007