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presents

unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).
Raymond gives all the girls presents
by jon cheeks May 31, 2005
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Presents

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.
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presents

both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.
by Almost Audible June 29, 2003
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presents

The main thing companies tell parents and children to look forward to on Christmas.
Advertisements tell parents to get as much presents as possible in order to have the best Christmas.
by Dubiks February 9, 2019
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Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
by Cate B February 12, 2009
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wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"
by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006
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Million Dollar Extreme presents: World Peace

A sketch comedy TV show that aired in 2016, and was created by comedy group Million Dollar Extreme (MDE). It aired on Adult Swim, a network that used to air really cool and underrated shows created by underground artists and comedians, but now airs shitty superhero shows and Rick & Morty.

A second series was funded in 2022 after the show was cancelled after it's first season, and should be out soon.
Cool ass mf: Have you seen Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace?
Another mf who is cool: Yes. World Peace was a good show overshadowed by controversy.
by DankAssPicklePop June 14, 2023
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