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premature launch

To have an over abundance of waste in one’s stomach from excessive indulgence in alcoholic beverage consumption and overeating, causing an uncontrollable movement in the bowels.
Roger: “what the hell is that un-godly smell?”
Nick: “Those two bowls of raisin bran I consumed last night almost caused me a premature launch this morning when I woke up”
by Nicky New Castle July 4, 2021
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premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.
Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.
by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018
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