Preacher's Daughter Syndrome

An affliction (usually affecting young females, though some US politicians have confirmed cases) that is the result of overprotective, usually Christian upbringing. Due to being taught that everything is sinful, upon reaching the age of puberty and learning of unwholesome activities for the first time, sufferers have no common sense on the issue. This results in sexual promiscuity, drug dependence, shallow personality, and other personality defects.

See also Catholic Schoolgirl Syndrome.

"Sure, see graduated with honors, but she is afflicted by Preacher's Daughter Syndrome,"

Jessica Lovejoy - "Bart's Girlfriend", Season 6 of The Simpsons

Preacher's Daughter Syndrome by Crash2108 October 7, 2009

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Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.

When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.

Preacher's Moustache by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004

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Preacher's Seat

A painful dive which is executed by jumping off a diving board and raising both legs directly in front of you, such that they are completely horizontal when you hit the water, and placing your hands together in the prayer position while bowing your head.

Ricky won the big splash contest by executing a flawless Preacher's Seat!

Preacher's Seat by The Painfull Diver August 3, 2009

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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.

"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."

Preacher's Hands by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010

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