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Postilar 

A person who continues to support and claim that a presidential candidate from the previous election after the fact still deserves the presidency. No positive or negative notation implied, depends on context.
'Con-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar dickhead in the November of 2016 election in the USA decided that s/he/whateverpronoun was going to continue recognize Hillary as the should-be-recognized true presidential candidate.

'Pro-Postilar' context:
A Clinton Postilar of 2016 continues to support Hillary because the alternative seemed cruel to wish upon America, and the popular vote was not considered.

'Neutral-Postilar' Context:
A Clinton Postilar in 2016 continues to support Hillary because that person does not recognize the electoral ballot as a legitimate way to elect a President, as well as the possibility that it can lead to a minority power corruption. Whether or not this is true, is up to you.
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poozilla 

The particularly massive, overbaked turd that makes your chocolate starfish feel like it's been invaded by a 400lb hairy fairy
Probably not a good idea. My brass eye's still suffering from that poozilla.
poozilla by ClubBarf June 9, 2004

Popezilla 

A horrible amalgamation of any of the popes and godzilla. The creature destroys entire cities, seemingly impervious to such viscious weapons as tanks and rockets, usually requiring the aid of some other moster or superhero to take it down. Also, the infusion of the pope's papal powers gives it strong resistance to such brutal weapons as logic, reasoning, science, or sometimes common sense.
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky
POPEZILLA!!!
POPEZILLA!!!
POPEZILLA!!!
Popezilla by FlumperX January 13, 2008

Pornzilla 

The master of porn-watching
Dude, my brother is like pornzilla; he watches porn every second he can!
Pornzilla by yournextpornstarhahajk September 2, 2012
A noble surname, originating from medieval Europe. Considered royalty in sections of Europe in modern times, however, many descendants have migrated across the world to live ‘ordinary’ lives in which they keep their status a secret.
"I could never go out with a Postill, I'm not worthy enough"
Postill by SueDoe October 23, 2009

PORKZILLA 

A PUTRID SMELLING BEAST WITH A GUNT, HORRIBLE LOOKING WOMAN WITH A GROTESQUE GUNT THAT HAS A TERRIBLE ODOR PERMEATING THE AREA, ITS GUNT JUICE IS UDED TO MAKE PEPPER SPRAY
HOLY SHIT!!! ITS PORKZILLA ,,, RESPIRATORS ,, QUICK !!!!
PORKZILLA by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009