A horrible amalgamation of any of the popes and godzilla. The creature destroys entire cities, seemingly impervious to such viscious weapons as tanks and rockets, usually requiring the aid of some other moster or superhero to take it down. Also, the infusion of the pope's papal powers gives it strong resistance to such brutal weapons as logic, reasoning, science, or sometimes common sense.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods