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Postmonition 

Dreaming Something Happened, After It Happened, Without Knowing It Happened.
Say you had a dream about an earthquake (Randomly), about an hour after there was an actual earthquake, but you didn't know there was one until the next day when you wake up. This would be a Postmonition. You didn't dream something was gonna happen like a premonition.
Postmonition by NyteTerror June 4, 2009
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portemonnaie

German for "wallet" or "man purse".

In the most common context in the United States, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. Most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. However, use of the word "portemonnaie" is always in a teasing or insulting context.
Markin: I got a new portemonnaie, yay!
Kirk: Very homosexual looking..
portemonnaie by Purifico May 29, 2004

portemonnaie

noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse
When my friend brought his portemonnaie to school I started to question his sexual preference.
portemonnaie by Billy Bob May 28, 2004

postmania 

the habitual posting of status messages on social media websites.
"My girlfriend suffers from Postmania."
postmania by muckraker40 January 14, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026