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Postmonition 

Dreaming Something Happened, After It Happened, Without Knowing It Happened.
Say you had a dream about an earthquake (Randomly), about an hour after there was an actual earthquake, but you didn't know there was one until the next day when you wake up. This would be a Postmonition. You didn't dream something was gonna happen like a premonition.
Postmonition by NyteTerror June 4, 2009

portemonnaie

German for "wallet" or "man purse".

In the most common context in the United States, the word portemonnaie is used to refer to an extremely large, feminine, extravagant, and overly gilded wallet in which a male uses. Most can fit keys and even cell phones comfortably inside of them. However, use of the word "portemonnaie" is always in a teasing or insulting context.
Markin: I got a new portemonnaie, yay!
Kirk: Very homosexual looking..
portemonnaie by Purifico May 29, 2004

portemonnaie

noun
a more insulting way of saying man purse
When my friend brought his portemonnaie to school I started to question his sexual preference.
portemonnaie by Billy Bob May 28, 2004

postmania 

the habitual posting of status messages on social media websites.
"My girlfriend suffers from Postmania."
postmania by muckraker40 January 14, 2013
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