portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

portable douche by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

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portable douche kit

one whose doucheness is so ingrained or inherent to his existence that it travels everywhere with him;

the very person who is so totally douched up

Mr Dude: Fuck, here comes Nelson. I can't stand that idiot.
Uncle Dude: Dude is a portable douche kit.
Mr Dude: Thats refreshing.

portable douche kit by drpoonandtheteenangels July 24, 2009

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Potable Douche

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama

That's one heak of a Potable Douche

Potable Douche by LincolnLog69 July 23, 2014

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