Definitions by Mr.Schmeckleheimer

portable douche 

A douche you take with you on your travels.

I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!

portable douche by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014

Tongue Plow 

When a female gets her vagina ate out (hardcore). Also when a woman has an orgasim whilst she has someone's tongue in her vaginal crease.

Cinnamon got tongue plowed last nigh, what a slut!

Tongue Plow by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 23, 2014