portable douche

A douche you take with you on your travels.
I used my portable douche last night because I was about to get nailed!
by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 24, 2014
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Tongue Plow

When a female gets her vagina ate out (hardcore). Also when a woman has an orgasim whilst she has someone's tongue in her vaginal crease.
Cinnamon got tongue plowed last nigh, what a slut!
by Mr.Schmeckleheimer July 24, 2014
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