The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

porta john bitches by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

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Port-A-John

Pouring blue kool-aid into a woman's anus then shitting into it. A common practice in Minsk, where the temps are cold but the lovin' is hot.

Man, I can't believe that she let me port-a-john her on the second date.

Port-A-John by Leslie Barbara January 18, 2007

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Port St. John

A small town in Florida bordering Cocoa, Canaveral Groves, and Titusville, inhabited by rednecks, lower middle class old people, and black people too soft to live in Cocoa. A good ole' boy's version of Rockledge. The only "port" there is this poor excuse on the Indian River that you can barely get a bassboat into.

He was talkin' shit about clickin' up? That fuck ass nigga lives in Port St. John, whats he gonna do ride over here on a go cart and start sprayin a BB gun?

Port St. John by Siegel McBirdman February 24, 2007

Port St. John

1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.

Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."

Port St. John by Wiggles32456 June 8, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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