Porta-Hotty 

A play on the term Porta-Potty. We all like to have things we need and enjoy wherever we go, sooooo a Porta-Hotty is an incredibly realistic and HOT blow up doll (male or female...yes, I'm a fagalong) This "doll" would have "hot" parts such as mouth, penis, vaginer and asshole (warmers inside them)So that they would not only be hot in the superficial sense but also in the practical sense. The Porta-Hotty can suck peenus better than the average living person. I know you may never have seen a Porta-Hotty, but watch they'll be all the rage within months of this post.

Driver: what's the matter Homer?

Homer: I gotta boner ready to bust at the backveinseam!

Driver: Oh, don't worry, reach into the blue box in the back and pull out my Porta-Hotty. You'll have to blow her before she blows you"

minutes later...

Homer: omfg she's HAWT, where can I get a porta-hotty?"

Driver: "Lots of places, I got mine at K-Ymart."

Porta-Hotty by Cathi Robertson August 12, 2008

Port-a-hotty

The act of courting a young lady and inviting her into a porta potty for sex, using a foot long corn dog with a condom on it.

Yo I was at riot fest and I totally gave some girl a port-a-hotty

Port-a-hotty by Tortoisetaint September 17, 2017

port-a-hottie

Girlfriend you take out only for show; girlfriend you take only on weekend trips; with no long-term commitment

Dude, I'm taking the port-a-hottie to San Diego this weekend.

port-a-hottie by Fuzzy's Friend July 3, 2009

portapotty poop 

When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.

Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG

portapotty poop by portapotty pooper May 25, 2011

Portapotty

A Disgusting Shitter That Is Used By Homeless People, FisherMen, Mexicans And Construction Workers

That Mexican Used The Portapotty. He Must Really Haveto Shit!

Portapotty by Awsomely Me March 11, 2006

portapottybuddyhidey-asistitant 

A friend or acquaintance who hides in a porta potty while in a rousing game of hide and seek with you to help win the game.

Taylor was gladly able to be my portapottybuddyhidey-asistitant while we were at the park. She and Terran helped me win the game.

portapottybuddyhidey-asistitant by Master of all Stupidity October 27, 2007

Irish portapotty

When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.

David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.

Irish portapotty by ben8790 August 27, 2022