porsche monkey

An African-American individual who lives beyond his/her means by buying item on credit that he/she cannot afford the payments on.

"Hey dad, Tyrone Watkins just bought a new Bentley!"

"Oh, son, he doesn't OWN it, he's just a porsche monkey"

porsche monkey by dookieross November 10, 2008

Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

Porsche Monkey by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022

Porsche Monkey

Its when the top of your roof hurts because you drank the revive and you got the revive by throwing lids at autistic Mr Clean

Mr autistic clean fuck me with that lid to fuck the top of my roof to on the molecular scale so I can eat that Porsche Monkey

Porsche Monkey by thepicklecat September 28, 2018

porsche monkey

a rich porch monkey.

Did you see that porsche monkey he just rode by in an S-Class Mercedes?

porsche monkey by Brandy You December 12, 2008

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also known as a "yuppie"). It derived from the racist term "porch monkey."

Person 1: Look at that porsche monkey! He's driving a porsche!

Person 2: A porsche monkey driving a porsche? No way!

porsche monkey by DLoc1337 October 8, 2008

porsche monkey

"Porsche monkey" is a slang term for a young, wealthy person (also called a "yuppy") who is rude and obnoxious.

"Dude, that guy just cut me off!"

"I know, what a porsche monkey!"

porsche monkey by DLoc1337 September 27, 2008

PorscheMonkey 

Based on the old American slang term 'Porchmonkey', originally held to highlight the segregation-induced laziness of Negros, the adaptation described however highlights and refers to progress made socio-economically by African American people following the rapid shift of the music and fashion industries towards the genre 'hip hop'.

Young Thug: I jumped off the porch and went North

You: THATS A 'PORSCHEMONKEY'!

PorscheMonkey by Porsche.Monkey June 28, 2018