pornonado

A person who is very knowledgeable and enthusiastic about porn.

Amy: Matt was telling us over dinner last night how many beads of sweat he counted 27 minutes 30 seconds into Debbie Does Dallas.
Zac: Yes, Matt does pride himself on being a pornonado.

by Stunned Mullet August 20, 2013

pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

by devon April 8, 2004

pornogamous

An exclusive relationship with your porno collection.

Me, single? Well, I am in a pornogamous relationship with Chasey Lane right now.

by Mike Lowe July 9, 2003

Pornodontist

A guy who puts braces on 18-21 year old girls who don't need them, to make them look young for porn

She took a trip to the pornodontist so she would get the part in barely legal teens 9

by #748 Stiffler September 25, 2010

Pornado

A tornado of porn adds that bombards your system after viewing pornography or being lured into an enticing 'Grand Prize Winner' add.

Dude! Yesterday I was on myspace and there was this little window that said I won a car. So I clicked on it and totally got swept into a pornado, and then my mom came in!!

It so blew major chunks...

by foxiemoxie123 November 3, 2008

san pornando valley

A nickname of the San Fernando Valley section of Los Angeles. The nickname was coined because the area is a major center of adult film production.

I want to become an adult film star, so I'm going out to the San Pornando Valley.

by Rose from NoHo October 23, 2013

Pornordo

A location built to gather only the most distinguished adult websites.

Wondering where i could go Pornordo today?

by A lady under her sheet March 7, 2022