by Psycho Brutus February 20, 2012
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by I eat with my eyes! March 13, 2009
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Legal prostitution
Its the truth lol
If you think about it, in the end..
Prostitutes: have sex with strangers in exchange for money
Pornstars: have sex with strangers in exchange for money
Its the truth lol
If you think about it, in the end..
Prostitutes: have sex with strangers in exchange for money
Pornstars: have sex with strangers in exchange for money
by forealzz January 14, 2011
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FUCKED_UP_SHIT!... Alright, porn-watchers, that may offend you but the sad truth is that porn didn`t used to be this way. Porn actually used to be erotic and worth masturbating to. Now all it is is shit like "blonde slut chokes on big cock" or "mom fucks son" or either fucking INCEST or sex slavery which in my opinion is pretty fucked up. I mean only the stuff made by the big porn companies is fucked up. As DopamineReceptors (author on Urban Dictionary) says, "people in porn have low IQs". She/he was referencing how a woman in porn will just suck on a dick that was in her ass 10 seconds ago! This is why amateur porn is valued, it`s the real shit. It`s not fake and it doesn`t body shame people, it`s worth masturbating to. Amateur porn isn`t made by the porn industry and therefore is not evil.
Tashira: Damn, I wish I was as hot as that pornstar…
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!
Kevin: Tashira, are you watching porn again? You know that shit`s fake! Those pornstars are like 70% plastic and put a hell of a lot of makeup on, it`s fake shit. You are perfect just the way you are!
Tashira: I guess you`re right, I don`t need this porn anyway!
Tashira: Did she just vomit? WTF!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic October 14, 2020
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Porn is short for pornography. It is usually a video/photo of two people (can be two of the same gender or make and female) having it. People mostly watch these videos when in their bedroom, with their clothes off and masturbating.
It was 3:00am in the morning and since her parents were not home she decided to watch porn. She rubbed her hand all over her vagina and screamed. On the screen the female rubbed her breasts on his face and the male humped her. The two squealed and moaned. "Harder! Faster!" the female yelled. "I love porn," she said as she pissed all over her hand.
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by kirk February 22, 2005
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