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Much like a pornytail but the bellybutton. If the penis is too small it will not fall out but rest in the warm wet hole!
She asked for a pornytail but I gave her pornbread instead. She loves the pornbread with dinner!
pornbread by Pornmuffins February 20, 2023
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russian cornbread 

panty stuffing in the butthole, bake at 98.6 degF while you take her to pound town, pull them out of said butthole when you get ready to blow and put the cock butter on the panties and feed them to her and call her Anastasia
With her loose butthole and small thong, she had all of the ingredients for some Russian cornbread
russian cornbread by Texas MPM October 20, 2013

May Your Cornbread Crumble 

A phrase used to bid farewell. Used among friends only, and indicates a hope that the sweet parts of life blend with the rest.
Charlie: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow!
Peter: Sounds great man, may your cornbread crumble!

pornhead 

Noun - A term usually applied to one who looks at an excessive amount of internet porn.

George, stop looking at porn you fucking pornhead!
pornhead by Mutari January 2, 2007

cornbread fed 

Adjective used to describe someone, either male of female, that is thick in build but not necessarily muscular. When referring to females, it applies to thick thighs and calves, hips, and largre breasts. With men it means having broad shoulders, a nice ass, and solid arms. Synonyms include thoroughbred and brick house. Origin comes from the south where most of the meals were eaten with cornbread, and as a result, the people there were generally healthily built from the good eating.
"Did you see that brotha? He aint made like them skinny basketballers or buff football players -- he is cornbread fed!"

"That chick got ass for days -- she is cornbread fed!!"
cornbread fed by VaNellie September 9, 2005

cornbread juice 

A drink consisting of POWERade and jolly ranchers. To make it simply add three jolly ranchers of a different color from your POWERade to it, wait until the color changes, then enjoy.
EX: Person 1: What you drinking?
Person 2: Cornbread juice.
cornbread juice by Zebradamus September 27, 2011

cornfed cornbread 

A woman who has an hourglass figure. IE: Large breasts, little waist and a curveous ass. similiar to a "brick House"
That hot secretary Bettina is a cornfed cornbread. I be turning my head like the exorcist staring at that ass
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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