porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

porn-sized by DeezilRam December 6, 2006

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Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

Porn sized cock by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

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Pocket Sized Porn

Pocket Sized Porn is Porn played on your pocket sized or mobile device (iPhone, iPod, Zune, iTouch, ect). Porn is sent to your device by web site download or played on your web enabled device.

The web site Pocket Sized Porn offers mobile users both formats. Users can log on to the website PocketSizedPorn from an iPhone and play porn on the iPhone without downloading, or they can connect an iPod to the PC and download from the PC version of the website.

Pocket Sized Porn by iPhone Porn PocketSizedPorn October 13, 2008

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pornized

Somebody who is under PORN influence. Addicted to porn person. (i.e. batpized, organized....pornized)

You are fucking pornized! Stop downloading this crap!

pornized by Mironius August 25, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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