porn storm

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.

I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

porn storm

Bukkake

Sonya went to the docks to watch the sailors debark and was caught in a porn storm.

by Sensi November 2, 2002

Storm Porn

Televised potential and current catastrophic weather such as tornados, tropical storms, hurricanes, floods, and windstorms.

Man! I can't wait to get home to watch some storm porn on the weather channel to see how that hurricane is about to rip the coast a new one!

by Runitdude September 3, 2019

Porn Star Snow Storm

When a porn star brushes their hair the day after a bukkake session!

Amber was shedding dried cum with her brush and the bathroom was covered in a Porn Star Snow Storm!

by FkinGeorge April 2, 2023

porn storming

The strategic, satirical “barnstorming” of the adult entertainment industry by a seasoned journalist, utilizing intellectual jargon and clinical detachment to lampoon the absurdity of a multi-billion dollar machine built on primal reflex.

His latest column is a masterclass in porn storming—he’s using Jungian archetypes to explain an adult entertainment business press bamboozle.

by TR Arterburn January 29, 2026