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Dick, cock, refering to your penis when it is erect and ready to be serviced.
She grabbed my pork hammer and went to town on it.
by MED November 05, 2003
Happy St. Patties Day!
The act of a pig humping a cow. If it is not a cow, then it doesn't classify as a porkhammer.
by StormK1ller May 15, 2016
Happy St. Patties Day!
Making a lagre hammer out of Pork related meats.
A sausage link handle with a baked ham for the head of the hammer.

by Guy W. August 02, 2009
Happy St. Patties Day!