3 definitions by Mattyice

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Hot Body Ugly Face...

Used for a chick that has a banging body...but a less than appealing face.
Guy1: That chick has such a good body, but her face is Fugly!

Guy2: Man...that is an HBuff
by Mattyice August 14, 2009
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A person who hurls insults and threats from the comfort of their porch.
That guy who yelled at us for skating in front of his house was a real porch dick.
by Mattyice March 08, 2015
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To beat a niggas ass. Usually while packin heat
yo this nigga talkin shit im botta stretch him out, better yet send his ass to da lord.
by Mattyice February 13, 2012
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