porch it 

to chill, have a few drinks on ones porch

'tim gnarly loves to porch it'

porch it by boots! May 1, 2008

screwed the pooch and knocked it up 

To have made a massive, catastrophic blunder. An extension of the more common "screwed the pooch," which adds a more severe consequence to the metaphorical action.

Since invading Iraq, President Bush and his advisors have really screwed the pooch and knocked it up.

screwed the pooch and knocked it up by ElOjo January 9, 2008