porcelenis 

The penis of a porcelain doll

Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis

Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?

porcelenis by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021

Porcupenis 

When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.

last night my tinder date had some porcupenis. That's why im wearing this eyepatch.

Porcupenis by ChaddehBoii August 11, 2018

Porcupenis 

When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.

Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.

Porcupenis by slanted April 23, 2011

Porcupenis 

A slang term used to describe women who've had an excessively high number of sex partners / high body count that makes reference to the quills on a porcupine.

"If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupenis".

"That porcupenis is for the streets".

"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".

"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis

Porcupenis by Blue_Sharpie March 12, 2023

bordplaner og porcelænsglas 

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.

"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."

bordplaner og porcelænsglas by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013