The penis of a porcelain doll
Eric: look at his my doll's tiny porcelenis
Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?
Jum: Why the fuck are you showing me a doll dick you freak!?
by Dbbfyyfbj December 7, 2021
Get the porcelenis mug.When you have excessive pubic hair that is extremely thick and straight to the point that they are essentially quills and poke your partners eye out.
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When a man shaves, trims, or manicures his pubic region such that the hairs are short and prickly, causing discomfort.
Danny did some manscaping yesterday with the #2 clippers. I'd bet the Prius he's suffering massive porcupenis today.
by slanted April 23, 2011
Get the Porcupenis mug.A slang term used to describe women who've had an excessively high number of sex partners / high body count that makes reference to the quills on a porcupine.
"If she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupenis".
"That porcupenis is for the streets".
"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".
"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis
"That porcupenis is for the streets".
"Stay away from that group over there, they're all pocupenis's".
"Stay away from that one, she's a porcupenis
by Blue_Sharpie March 12, 2023
Get the Porcupenis mug.Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.
The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).
In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).
In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."
"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"
"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"
"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
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