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When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
hell yeah i do”
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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