porcelain prince

A man who is willing to perform oral sex while the receiving person is sitting on the toilet dropping a duece (aka - pooping)

Jon gave me oral sex while I was pooping. He is a porcelain prince.

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Porcelain Princess

One who's emotional state is so fragile that the slightest thing can shatter your whole world.

AKA a total fucking pussy.

I can't believe Sheffield is in the bathroom crying like a bitch... What a porcelain princess.

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The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".

I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.

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