Popups

They are stupid advertisements. Sometimes they contain viruses, adware and spyware and you can't avoid it like e-mail.

They give you viruses and spyware without warning.

Popups by Didda Tinkle May 25, 2004

Popup Blocker 

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

Popup Blocker by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

Desktop popup 

Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection

He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.

Desktop popup by Wheels1 March 14, 2011

popup 

An Internet phrase for "pop-up window". The annoying windows that open up randomly when you access a webpage. Most popups can be closed with a simple click of the mouse, but some, such as pornography popups, are programmed to open up more popup windows or pull the user into a pop-up loop, or even disable the user's computer.
There are a wide variety of free and commercial software programs available which can block popups. The range of effectiveness varies with each program.

Now it's nearly impossible to surf the Net for ten minutes without encountering a site with at least one porn popup.

popup by AYB April 29, 2003

popup 

The most annoying god-damn things in the world.

popup by Dines June 6, 2003

popup 

The ultimate evil

When I went to the website lo and behold I got a popup ad.

popup by Your mom December 6, 2003

popup 

An internet advertisement that comes in a separate window without warning and without your consent. Some look like the operating system's buttons and asks if you want to scan for popups, which tempts less smarter people to click them which will run an ActiveX control which will install more popups.

A popup ad is like a vacuum cleaner salesman that comes to your door at 1:30 in the morning and dumps ashes on your carpet, then won't pick it up until you buy their vacuum cleaner and pick it up yourself. Meanwhile, the vacuum cleaner is loaded with viruses in the bag and you get sick.

popup by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009