poppy seed
poppy seed by larstait October 29, 2003
Words you can keep
Poppy Seed Bagel
Police: Step out of the vehicle please!
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!
*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Person: I haven't taken drugs! I swear! I've been eating poppy seed bagels!
Police: ... Ok! Have a wonderful night!
Person: Ok! Thanks!
*Later That Night*
Person: *Actually doing drugs*
Poppy Seed Bagel by MulluM April 17, 2017
Related Words
poppy seed muffin
Mom - WHY DID YOU FAIL THAT DRUG TEST!
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
You - Uhhh... I ate a few poppy seed muffins...
Mom - Okay then. Sorry about that.
poppy seed muffin by UpNeKrNmOaWnNd632093 July 5, 2016
Digital Poppy Seed
When "Happy Independence Day!!" is your away message on July 6th, it sticks out like a Digital Poppy Seed.
Digital Poppy Seed by icwish July 15, 2009
Poppyseed
1. A fan of the singer and YouTube personality "Poppy", otherwise known as "That Poppy". Her fans were originally called "Popsisters", but the name was changed.
2. People who are not in a cult; who do not believe in cults. Say it with me. I am not in a cult.
2. People who are not in a cult; who do not believe in cults. Say it with me. I am not in a cult.
"Poppyseeds refer to Poppy as their “god” or “queen.” They buy pink triangle “membership rings” from her site and watch her videos over and over... those little details stoke the fire." -WIRED
Poppyseed by Bleach Blonde™ August 2, 2018
poppyseed
poppyseed by AlexMihacsi September 2, 2018
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A)
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B)
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The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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