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Popeyes Biscuit 

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???
Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

popeyes biscuit 

the only thing dryer than your moms pussy
oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
popeyes biscuit by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Popeyes biscuit 

When you fuck your partner without foreplay
Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

popeye’s biscuit 

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck” i know bitch

Popeye’s Biscuit 

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something
“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

Popeye's biscuit 

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)
e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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