Satans den

When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower

Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?

Girl: you mean like satans den

Guy: yea

Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Under the sea

When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over

Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?

Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”

Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.

Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?

Guy: yes.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022

Popeyes biscuit

When you fuck your partner without foreplay

Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

by Imaketheseinpopeyesparkinglots July 21, 2022