pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.

Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape

by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025