ballbuster cocktail

So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster

First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!

Take 5 shots of Tequila

2 shots of vodka

1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.

2 shots of vanilla extract

1 shot Covid 19 vaccine

3 ice cubes

Shake until your arm hurts

Then use other hand until it hurts

Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.
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gicky pie

When you ejaculate into a cup. Drink it. Say that’s pretty good. Start the oven. Turn off the oven. Turn on the burner slap a pan on that shit. Throw flour into the pan. Turn that shit on high. Cook 10minutes. Turn off. Throw some brown sugar on your girls ass. Slap it until all brown sugar melts into pan. Slide in the oven. Bake while baked. Pull it out. Ejaculate into a cup. 1/4 milk. 1 cup vodka. Stir until cum doesn’t stick to the pan. Freeze for 1 minute. Enjoy
I love gicky pie. But my girl won’t help me make it. Guess I gotta call my homeboys. We can make enough for the party tonight.
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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
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cooterbonked

When you stretch the labia so far and fit your balls inside and bounce around till you ejaculate screaming I bonked ya
Wanna bonk? Let’s “bonk “

I love getting cooterbonked.

What’s that?

Read above.
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pope rape

Pope rape is when you are a little child. Your pastor calls your parents saying you need to have a talk with him about your sins. Your dad works long days at KFC and your mom spends the night at her friends most nights. Your mom drops you off at the church about 1:30am when pastor Dave said Gods presence is in the church. And that’s when you get raped.
Hey pastor Dave. I’ll rape you. And then you’ll have to rape me if you can. Pope rape
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Alfredo juice

Okay so you’re the slut in my DMS always asking for the recipe for my secret Alfredo juice. Let’s get cooking.

First in a large bowl mix 1 cup flor with 2 large cracked eggs 1 tsp gay pride 3 tbsp corn starch.

In a smaller bowl mix 1/4 cup water with 3 cups Alfredo sauce. Poor the small bowl into a large saucepan. Cook on high for 30 minutes. Drive to your girls house assault her. Get arrested and repeat. Enjoy
Fuck me that Alfredo juice so sweet fuck you bitch you’re going to jail.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild March 12, 2025
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