by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010
Get the poots boot mug.An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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by NRSchertz October 27, 2014
Get the pooty booty mug.Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.
by GothMowgli July 1, 2022
Get the Pootus Bootus mug.Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease
Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick
by skids-n-shids July 12, 2022
Get the Pooty booty mug.Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.
My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.
by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014
Get the pootscootboogie mug."Man, Roid was sauced last night! He started saying pootscootalybootdoot and dancing some king of fartass jig! What a larry.
by Roidanator November 8, 2008
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