1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison
by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011
Get the pootie toots mug.Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009
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